David is the name of the man Helen Spitz is currently dating. He has twin daughters from a previous relationship, and Sharon has babysat his daughters from time to time. Sharon and her brothers do like David, although Sharon has admitted she thinks he is kind of "dorky."
- David is apparently used to strong and contrasting flavors in his food, because when Sharon mixes high amounts of sugar and vinegar into his pasta, he loves the taste.
- He is an accomplished chef, as he masters cooking easily and quickly.
- He works as an accountant.
- It is never revealed who's the mother of his daughters. Assuming that they're his biological daughters, it's possible that David was married, but was divorced or possibly widowed, and is now raising the twins as a single parent.