Several attempts to modify their image and be cool fail miserably when Maria and Sharon try to audition for a local talent search. Maria steals a CD so that she can impress an older, hip-hop crowd she wants to join, and Sharon tries to shoplift an earring so she can replace the one she first borrowed from her mother, then lost.
Sharon: Maria was convinced the only way to win the contest was by hooking up with this act. In her opinion, they were happening. So we happened to be around.
Helen: It's not like Adam to be late for dinner.
Josh: Yeah, I can usually set my watch by his stomach.
Goof: Sharon puts on a pair of earrings that require pierced ears. But according to Whose Life is it, Anyway?, Sharon hasn't had her ears pierced yet.